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To: mnehrling

I know....


40 posted on 10/24/2007 12:37:46 PM PDT by Badeye ('Ron Paul joined 88 Democrats.....")
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To: Badeye; mnehrling
From Ron's friends at Red-State. Fair, probably not, but what happens when you wear out your welcome.

BTW, there's a new Paint the Town Ron for Thanksgiving promo coming up. Let your local municipal officials know there'll be signs to take down off the highways.

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How to spot Ron Paul supporters in your hometown.

http://www.redstate.com/blogs/chrome_plated/2007/oct/24/how_to_spot_ron_paul_supporters_in_your_hometown

 

As the 2008 Presidential Campaign rolls on, it is becoming increasingly clear that a handy, easy-to-utilize "cheat sheet" to aid in the identification of Ron Paul supporters might be a desirable tool. It has been my experience that - despite their assertions that they are sweeping the country - Ron Paul supporters can generally be found in a relatively small number of set locations and that they often display similar characteristics:

 

Sightings:

 

Comic book shops; on the curb outside big-box chain bookstores; mom's basement; the corner booth at Denny's (after midnight only); Star Trek conventions; 4th period AP English; Renaissance fairs.

 

Physical Characteristics:

 

Pasty white skin; split ends; long, dyed black hair (male and female); optional black eyeliner (male and female); black trenchcoat; either exceedingly skinny or exceedingly not.

Paraphernalia:

 

a battered and dog-eared paperback copy of The Fountainhead; clove cigarettes; thirty-sided dice; an i-Pod (containing only music by Nine Inch Nails and Korn); graphic novels; an (unsigned) petition calling for the legalization of absinthe.

 

Daily activities:

 

Dragon-slaying; refusing to dress out for P.E.; brooding; writing "Charmed" fan fiction; complaining about the commercialization of "All Hallows Eve"

 

How to avoid them:

 

Attend any sporting event.

 

Hope this helps. Be careful out there.

 

 


49 posted on 10/24/2007 12:47:32 PM PDT by SJackson (every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and figtree, none to make him afraid,)
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