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Aussie swimmer dives head-first into crocodile
Telegraph ^
| 20 Oct 2007
| Nick Squires
Posted on 10/23/2007 3:51:06 PM PDT by BGHater
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Drunken dip led to 40 stitches
'He managed to scramble out of the water but instead of seeking immediate medical help, decided to sleep off his drinking binge.'
Classic.
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posted on
10/23/2007 3:51:07 PM PDT
by
BGHater
To: BGHater
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posted on
10/23/2007 3:53:14 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
To: BGHater
Could have been worse...
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posted on
10/23/2007 3:54:18 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
To: BGHater
Man, he got off easy.
The Good Lord looks after drunkards, children, and fools. He qualifies for at least two . . . .
Love the "half a slab" reference. I guess it's as in "mortuary slab".
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posted on
10/23/2007 3:55:29 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: BGHater
Did you notice his next stop was a place called DARWIN?!?
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posted on
10/23/2007 3:56:09 PM PDT
by
MortMan
(Have a pheasant plucking day!)
To: BGHater
decided to sleep off his drinking binge. He's a law abiding bloke, he didn't want to drive drunk. lol
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posted on
10/23/2007 3:58:14 PM PDT
by
jazusamo
(DefendOurMarines.com)
To: BGHater; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; null and void
I think we need to have a fund raising...
to send all the Democrats to this beach along with several hundred cases of beer and liquor.
Yes, I know the booze would be wasted... 
but think of the higher calling!
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posted on
10/23/2007 3:58:27 PM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Bender2
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posted on
10/23/2007 3:59:29 PM PDT
by
scottdeus12
(Jesus is real, whether you believe in Him or not.)
To: BGHater
Queensland is a dangerous place. Even the freakin’ frogs are poisonous.
I’ve never heard of a seagoing croc. That’s extra-special. They have blue-ringed octopus, Cone shells, sea snakes, and other massively super-octane poisonous things.
The funnel web spider is a fun loving little creature, as is that snake that likes to hide in the beach grass they’ve got over there.
Everything, including the TREES, are poisonous or just plain mean - except the people. They are lovely.
To: BGHater
.
“Now THAT’s a Knife”...
.
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posted on
10/23/2007 3:59:53 PM PDT
by
ALOHA RONNIE
("ALOHA RONNIE" Guyer/Veteran-"WE WERE SOLDIERS" Battle of IA DRANG-1965 http://www.lzxray.com)
To: AnAmericanMother
I think a “slab” is a 24-can case on a flat cardboard box ... just a visual reference. We buy multiple slabs of generic diet cola at Wal-mart :-).
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10/23/2007 4:00:18 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("For is he not of noble birth? The first child born above the Earth!")
To: BGHater
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posted on
10/23/2007 4:00:31 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: MortMan
DARWIN!
LOL!
I like how the guy decided to “sleep of his drinking then go seek medical attention in the morning when he sobered up”
Wimp, he should have sewn that up himself, on the road, while writign a book with his other hand!
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posted on
10/23/2007 4:01:24 PM PDT
by
padre35
(Conservative in Exile/ No more miller brewing products, pass it on....)
To: BGHater
It’s a wonder the crock didn’t decide to eat him while he was sleeping off the drunk.
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posted on
10/23/2007 4:02:03 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: RinaseaofDs
Everything, including the TREES, are poisonous or just plain mean - except the people. They are lovely.
Especially the women. Heart-stopping!
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posted on
10/23/2007 4:05:26 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Satisfaction was my sin)
To: BGHater
Excerpted from THE MEN'S-BEING-EATEN-BY-A-CROCODILE CONTEST
From: Monty Python's Contractual Obligations Album
Transcribed By: R. "Gumby" Preston ( KL791C@GWUVM.BITNET )
Loothesom: [...] Well, the way things are going here at Lughtborrow, it looks as though Britan could easily pick up a place in the first seven hundred. But nothing's predictable in this tough, harsh, highly competitive world where today's champion is tomorrow's crocodile sh*t. And back to you, in the studio, Norman.
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/croc.asp
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posted on
10/23/2007 4:06:35 PM PDT
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: BGHater
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posted on
10/23/2007 4:07:14 PM PDT
by
period end of story
(I have a bird that whistles, and I have birds that sing.)
To: Aussie Dasher
Don’t drink and swim ping!
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posted on
10/23/2007 4:07:33 PM PDT
by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
To: RandallFlagg
Isn’t it the truth? There are also many more women to men there. An outfall of the losses they sustained in WWII.
To: RinaseaofDs
Been to Perth and Freemantle back in ‘94. STILL trying to catch my breath.
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10/23/2007 4:13:09 PM PDT
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RandallFlagg
(Satisfaction was my sin)
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