LOL, I think...
Go for the other "M" religion, get a Morman!
(BTW, I am *not* LDS)
What is interesting is that my dad worked in Jeddah, Kuwait, Lebanon and Bahrain when I was in high school and college and I actually met a guy from Jeddah who I dated. (We visited and almost moved there). He and his friends came over for FLIGHT SCHOOL in San Diego. I lost touch with him but did snag several nice gifts from him. But, this was a million years ago. Oy.