LIB RANDI'S SMASH-HIT TALE OF WOE

NY Post Page 6 ^ | October 19, 2007 | BILL SANDERSON

[Philistone]

[SoKatt]

“I don’t know if someone hit me from behind, or if I fainted because I hadn’t eaten all day,” Rhodes said.

Having 14 drinks on an empty stomach will do that to ya.

[ariamne]

"I don't know if someone hit me from behind,

Here we go again..this part of her statement is sure to raise the right wing attack conspiracy theories back from the ashes..

[martin_fierro]

"I waf watching footbaww in an Iwish pub," Rhodes told listeners. "I went out to thmoke a thigarette, and the next thing I knew I wah dow on the thement, fayth down, bweeding."

There. Fixed. 

[Boston Blackie]

The drunken pig passed out.

[ladtx]

C’mon Randi. Irish pub, football game, hadn’t eaten all day, ...... hmmm I wonder if maybe a little Guinness was in there somewhere?

[SueRae]

sidesplitting. :-)

[Jigajog]

I thought liberals were against smoking? OBTW, if NY had not outlawed smoking in bars, Mary would have all her teeth. I guess she did it for the children.

[bmwcyle]

[Goodness]

"I went out to smoke a cigarette, and the next thing I knew I was down on the cement, face down, bleeding."

Damn smoking laws...

[LottieDah]

Maybe she had a seizure. I seriously doubt that she was attacked by a right winger. They wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole.

[svcw]

OMG she smokes...wouldn’t that disqualify everything she says (according to the left).

[Eyes Unclouded]

Drunk B—— falls down. Still has her money files no police report. Sounds like a fake but accurate moment to me.

[Landru]

"Liberal radio talker Randi Rhodes was back on the air yesterday, and she kicked off her show by saying..."

The hag's never had so much publicity.
Bet she wishes she'd mysteriously befallen, sooner.

"'My fall wasn't broken by my hand, but by my face and a steel grate on the concrete,' she said."

Steel grates, *everywhere*.

...beware.

[Holicheese]

So where did the “walking the dog in a jogging suit” part of the story come from?
I would be shocked if someone on Air america was just making stuff up.....
So she was in bar, has not eaten all day, went outside to “smoke” and then...
OK heres the real story. In a bar since the crack of morning, throwing back vodka and sodas like there is no tomorrow. So pissed off that noone knows who she is and noone is asking for her autogragh, she decides to make up a story that will grab some headlines. She is pie-eyed so at the time it sounds like a great idea.

[Last Dakotan]

Wow , what a coincidence! I’ve hit the cement after a few hours in an Irish pub and then tried walking out.

[Vn_survivor_67-68]

“I went out to smoke a cigarette, and the next thing I knew I was down on the cement, face down, bleeding.”.....”I don’t know if someone hit me from behind, or if I fainted because I hadn’t eaten all day,” Rhodes said.

OK mizz Rhodes, I’ll ask.......were you REALLY smoking a joint and inhaled a huge toke too deep and held it too long?

[armymarinemom]

Only in lib land can you drink on an empty stomach, pass out and try to blame it on conservatives. I’m surprised that she isn’t asking for padded sidewalks for those who drink themselves into oblivion.

[Badeye]

‘But on the radio yesterday, Rhodes repeated the story given out by her lawyer earlier in the week - that she didn’t know what happened. ‘

Sounds like an alcohol induced blackout to me.