WEE WILLIE CLINTON
"Wee Willie Clinton runs through the town
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown
Tapping at the window
And crying through the lock
Are all the interns in their beds, it's past eight o'clock?"
Excellent word painting, my dear Dhue. The visual is frightening.
ITZY DITZY TRAITORS
"Itzy Ditzy Traitors went to DC to spout
Down came the surge and washed the terrorist out
Out came the Eagles and they Gathered in DC
Now the Itzy Ditzy Traitors know, a Patriot they will never be"
This rhyme clearly plumbs the infernal depths in both poetic meter, grammar and punctuation. However, the thought is so clear, so topical, so patriotic, so passionate that "Itzy Ditzy Traitors" will clearly be a leading contender for Worst Mother Freep Nursery rhyme.
Good (or bad, whichever) luck to you, Do the Dhue....and many thanks for devoting a good part of your evening to the FReepathon fundraiser!
Leni
As long as it helps FR!!!