[MinuteGal]

Time for a Mother Freep nursery rhyme........

Hillary, Dillary, Dock
She's running up the White House clock
Send FR a C-note or ten
And you'll get her running down again

Now I'm waiting for my hot chocolate and animal crackers.

Leni

[LilAngel]

Marshmallows or whipped cream?

[MHGinTN]

KNowin’ you, you’ll probably get smores.

[MinuteGal]

Hey, all you wits out there......I'll donate 5 bucks to FR for each original (and politically-conservative ) Mother Freep nursery rhyme posted. I'll also pick a winner and donate a extra twenty in your name if you score a hit with me.

The rhymes must be conservatively-political, an original parody to a genuine child's Mother Goose verse, fairly literate (after your own fashion, heheh)......and if your creation stinks, I'll tell ya so.

In fact, I may even donate an extra twenty for the WORST Mother Freep nursery rhyme posted.

When I reach my contribution limit, the contest is over.

See my rhyme on # 12 for some inspiration. You'll get the drift.

So, gooses and ganders, start your poetic quacks NOW.

And make sure your own contribution is in the mail before your dog eats it.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How do babies grow?
In silver bells with cockle shells
All lined up in a row?

Mummy, Mummy, don't be dummy
That's a lot of schlock
If I told you what they teach grade two
You'd drop dead from the shock

Leni