>>>Giulianis pro-family/anti-abortion ideas, his socially conservative mayoral record, and his popularity among churchgoing Republicans.<<<<
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MOST DUBIOUS CANDIDATE: Giuliani has taken the most positions on abortion (all different).
CANDIDATE WHO SNOOKERED THE MOST PEOPLE: Special mention for suckering the media.
MOST UNCONVINCING IMPERSONATION OF A CONSERVATIVE: Giuliani an all-time honoree.