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Thanks. Look, I’m no poster boy for the defense of smoker’s rights, but let’s keep things in perspective. A buzzer tied in to the police in case someone smokes? Have we as a race of people completely lost our minds?

Inside in public places, okay perhaps that’s warranted. Swat teams no. Emergency buzzers, hell no. Outside, in your own car or at home, go fly a kyte.

Priorities folks. “Hello, is this 911? All our circuits are busy, please remain on the line and your call will be taken in the order in which it was received. Approximate wait time is 17 minutes.” Meanwhile at the police station, “Hey, the buzzer for Mel’s Diner is going off, let’s roll...”

This must be satire...