LOL! Well, call it what you want but you’re an endangered minority in Kali. The rot starts in San Fran and radiates outwards. Even Oakland gets in on the act spitting on Marines. If it was just your hopeless state going it’s own way I wouldn’t mind but the sins of Kali are soon visited on the rest of the nation. I’m glad you enjoy living in Kali. Some body’s got to be there to turn out the lights. Might as well be you.
Doesn't sound like a way to ensure a long life and a sound body to live it in.