It's easy to miss a comment that has not been made, and I find the idea of anyone paying you to do anything rather comical.
"and yet you wonder why Birchers are considered wackos"
No, I have never heard an honest, intelligent American call a bircher a wacko; that kind of commentary is reserved for the destroyers and tyrants that they have so accurately exposed over the past half century. I still have no idea why you assumed that hedgetrimmer belonged to the Birch Society.
I remember my first encounter with Birchers. A bunch of them had met at this Italian restaurant I happen to be eating at, when I met an old friend coming out of the meeting.
He proceeded to accuse Ronald Reagan of all kinds of "globalist" kook crap, and accusing Reagan of treason for supporting the Contras. This was in the mid 80's
I knew way back then, how much of a bunch of nutballs that Birchers are.
Today is your lucky day!
In the 1980s I made use of a good number of Birch materials. I found them informative for a Conservative in College whilst working on position papers in Poly Sci. But the members themselves, well several were not quite right. That is something that has haunted the Society for years. Too many conspiracy kooks at the meetings.