I forgot to mention that the first two times you come to an Orthodox Rabbi he'll turn you away. The third try will get one entry into the process of conversion.
This is why I thought Ann Coulter's idea of converting them to Christianity was a good idea. While I might prefer the nearly one billion Muslims to convert to Judaism, it's just not logistically possible. Ann Coulter's idea of converting them to Christianity is logistically possible since you only have to approach the necessary authorities once.
Ann Coulter's good friend, Barbara Olson, was killed when that plane crashed into the Pentagon and she was very very angry.
She has feelings, too.
They were begging for me to get baptized.
Now I find the life of the Noachian philosophy is the life for me because I don't really have to do any ceremonies to convert. I just follow them and I live my life. So far, so good.