Now that cheerleading is classified as a competitive sport, cheerleading should be de-coupled from football and basketball. Let the cheerleaders schedule their own tournaments and see how many people show up besides bare legged men in long trench coats taking an inordinate number of photographs.
“bare legged men in long trench coats taking an inordinate number of photographs.”
That was all just a misunderstanding. Once you hear my side of the story, you’ll see the humor. Really, completely innocent.