[Candor7]

Every visiting tourist to the USA should be required to take the pork test. Failure or refusal to eat a pork rind means immediate denial of entry to the USA!

Any citizen who refuses the pork rind should be immediately deported to the non porcine nation of their choice, at their own expence. Home Security is actually quite simple.

Thanks to Piggly Wiggly.

B-52s should be dropping live pigs onto Tehran from 50 thousand feet, to help the poor starving bustards. While we are at it, release a herd of pigs daily inside the UN, and the halls of that wonderful institution would be far cleaner than they are now.

What IS the terminal velocity of a dropped pig I wonder,greased lightening!

[justiceseeker93]

Every visiting tourist to the USA should be required to take the pork test.

Come on, now. There are many better ways for screening out potential terrorists. And you would denying entry to Jews who observe dietary laws as well as vegetarians, for example.

[Dov in Houston]

My family also ?

(Jewish)

Ever been in a 52 ? 47’s rule !