Chill out,,Spades a Spade,,not a diamond.We raised 5 kids,I reckon the wife and myself do live in the dark ages,,Bet you ride a rice burner..
I still like the Freeper a while back who angrily denied that he and his wife had ever engaged in oral sex.
Dark ages is right. "Female sexuality is disgusting; vibrators and dildoes, ew! Why can't they just go get a man?" Meanwhile, sales of lotion, kleenex, and men's magazines continue unabated and without comment.
I guess the only real losers are Alabama business owners and the state itself. Business will shift to the internet, from which Alabama cannot collect taxes. The USPS and private delivery companies, along with internet merchants and plain brown packaging manufacturers, will profit from this.