Liberals and the Woman Who Hates Them

Townhall ^ | September 30, 2007 | Ann Coulter

[vietvet67]

The following is an excerpt from Ann Coulter's new book, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as “citing facts,” is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive. This happens, I dearly hope, once a week when my column is released. But the public gnashing of teeth that I incite occurs approximately every six to eight months, which is rather peculiar, since I believe I annoy liberals much more often than that.

Liberals’ response to unbridled right-wing speech makes the Muslims look laid back. Reacting with stupefied indignation whenever someone disagrees with them—especially in a way that makes people point and laugh at liberals—they seem to be in a constant state of outrage. Liberals, and the conservatives who fear them, have a look of perpetual outrage, kind of the way Nancy Pelosi has a look of perpetual surprise.

About twice a year for nearly a decade, I have upset the little darlings with some public statement, and yet they manage to summon fresh outrage for each new offense. Each time they think I can’t “sink any lower”—I proceed to do so! And by the way, if they’re going to keep using the tired formulation “This time, she’s gone too far!”—can I get an admission that the last sixteen times were, therefore, not “too far”?

[claudiustg]

-—When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.-—

Excellent!

[seenenuf]

Don’t miss this fun and good Sunday read, especially her list of five - regarding ‘enlightenment’ - so right on!

[chesley]

BTTT.

Ann Coulter, a liberal’s nightmare, and a conservative’s dream. Especially if he is male.

[marron]

You don’t want to be a member of their club. We are in a tooth-and-claw battle for our nation. This is no time to parse, nuance, or clarify words... Just call them traitors and let them sort it out.

[goldstategop]

Ann Coulter takes NO PRISONERS in her new book. If I hear ANY of the current GOP presidential candidates denounce her, I will not send them a dime!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[ozzymandus]

That sentence gave me a mental image of alan colmes. Ann has made millions teasing these thin-skilled idiots.

[Frank_2001]

Good post!

[Jeff Chandler]

I don’t know how else to get this message across to right-wingers: Liberals aren’t that scary anymore! Please stop apologizing.

Amen.

[steel_resolve]

ping

[Little Bill]

I noticed a few FReepers doing some Ann Bashing awhile back. I started hanging around this place in '97 because FReepers were saying the same thing that she is saying.

[Bitsy]

When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.-—

Gosh, that’s the same feeling I get. Love it!

[Forgiven_Sinner]

Can we post the whole article from Townhall? It's excellent. Even if we can't, we must post this excerpt:

"On November 16, 1998, Representative John Conyers Jr. (D-Mich.), ranking minority member on the House Judiciary Committee, sent me an official, subpoena-like letter on committee letterhead, demanding all my correspondence or communications with various of my friends for the prior four years, including George Conway, Jim Moody, and Lucianne Goldberg. Conyers is now the chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, which should help you sleep well tonight. He is violently opposed to listening to the conversations of terrorists, but believes the government should be able to demand copies of Ann Coulter’s birthday cards. Scratch a “civil libertarian,” find a fascist.

"I wrote back:

"Thank you for your correspondence. I wish you the best success in your impeachment inquiry.

"Please correct me if I’m wrong, but my understanding is that your committee is looking into impeachment of the president. I do not believe you have authority to impeach a private citizen for expressing her First Amendment rights by writing a book critical of the president. For that reason, I have no intention of complying with your burdensome, irrelevant and harassing request that I produce, inter alia, phone records, e-mails and birthday cards exchanged with several of my friends and acquaintances since 1994.

"If it’s any help, however, I believe that you should be able to obtain the same information from Terry Lenzner or another of the president’s private investigators.

"Love, Ann."

[vpintheak]

I love the last line: Call them traitors and let them sort it out. Awesome.

[steveab]

Ann, keep up the good work.

[stockstrader]

Ann is simply the best!!

I wish she would stop in here once in a while and share her thoughts on Rudy with the Rudy-apologists on here...lol