“I have never ever been fired or laid off from any job that I have ever held.”
You’ve not been in IT, or radio/TV, or Clergy, have you? I’ve done all 3.
After a while, you get good at constantly looking for a job. The resume is always current, and always on Monster, etc.
Personally, I’d rather be fired by an evil employer (and they are out there) than be praised by them.
None of those, but I did actually collect 2 unemployment checks a while back. I got a total of $236 dollars because of the three weeks it took me to find a job after I got out of the Army.