I’ve referred this thread to the recruiters at the Internet Tough Guys of America (ITGA). They should exceed their recruiting goals tonight.
On the other side of the aisle, it’s evenly balanced between the deniers (”My great parenting skills guarantee that my daughter would never do that”) and the California-dreamers (”I’m so cool and enlightened, I’d invite the kid over for tea to discuss it”).
It’s amazing how often people like that become rabid dogs as soon as it happens with their family. They usually crack the worst because they spend their lives putting on a big show of how their family is so perfect and above everybody else.