Posted on 09/28/2007 10:31:16 AM PDT by drpix
Republican presidential hopeful Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, speaks...{sporting new look?}

(This is an actual unaltered photo.)
Mustache? All I see is a shadow?
His nose is growing.
just old man nosehair
Ein Reich!
Ein Folk!
Ein Shrimpfuhrer!
Probably, but it sure looks like a little Adolph to me.
Pencil Thin Mustache
By: Jimmy Buffett
1974
Now they make new movies in old black and white
With happy endings, where nobody fights
So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage
Honey, jump right up and show your age
Chorus:
I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
The boston blackie kind
A two toned ricky ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of andy devine
I remember bein buck-toothed and skinny
Writin fan letters to sky king and penny
Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could solve some mysteries too
Then its bandstand, disneyland, growin up fast
Drinkin on a fake i.d.
Yeah, and rama of the jungle was everyones bawana
But only jazz musicians were smokin marijuana
Yeah, I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could solve some mysteries too
Then its flat top, dirty bob, coppin a feel
Grubbin on the livin room floor (so sore)
Yeah, they send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge,
But all you want to do is learn how to score
Yeah, but now Im gettin old, dont wear underwear
I dont go to church and I dont cut my hair
But I can go to movies and see it all there
Just the way that it used to be
Chorus:
Thats why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
The boston blackie kind
A two-toned ricky ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of andy devine
Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be
Maybe suave errol flynn or the sheik of araby
If I only had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could do some cruisin too
Coda:
Yeah, bryl-cream, a little dabll do yah
Oh, I could do some cruisin too

Nah ... he's just trying a little feng shui with his inner eyebrows.
This could create quite a fuhrer.
Disturbingly, his eyes don’t seem to match the direction his finger is pointing.
Mustache? Brilliant!!! You’re a remarkably thoughtful guy. I like it how you always take the high road and appeal to logic and reason. How can the Paulites, who, of course, unlike you are loonies, immature, and irresponsible, ever find a way to respond to you?

I take all roads that lead me to my target.
I take all roads that lead me to my target.
You and Al Sharpton should get togther. He also compares anyone he disagrees with to Nazis.
Defeat your opponents by "any means necessary" eh? Perhaps you should change your name to Malcolm.
Naughty Naughty Bad Bad gross disgusting yukky hilarious.
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