[Red Badger]

I had to look it up. IT’S A WEASEL!........In wintertime white fur it’s known by it’s more classy, and expensive, name ERMINE!..........

[skepsel]

I know, I was funnin’ you. Stoats, weasels, voles, ferrets, mink, ermine are all related. Funny little critters unless you’re their prey!

[Stoat]

I had to look it up. IT’S A WEASEL!........In wintertime white fur it’s known by it’s more classy, and expensive, name ERMINE!..........

With all due respect, I would wish to suggest that we stoats are a cut above the common weasel.  Weasels are frequently no more than garden-variety Marxist trash who sit all day in coffeehouses in their "Che!" t-shirts, complaining about how they live in a police state / Theocracy which doesn't allow them to have any fun. They don't bathe and their women are hideous.

We stoats, on the other hand, are usually hard-Right America-loving Conservatives who like steaks, an occasional whisky, vivacious ladies and guns.