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In fact, I have the transcript of his speech right here:

“People of Venezuela. I have an uplifting announcement for our daughters. Many of you have been in your cups for not being able to fill out your role as young women. Let me enlarge your prospects with this firmly rounded announcement. Never again will you have to worry about whether or not you have earned only an A or a B in life. Never should you worry about padding your resume. Let us nip and tuck those worries right now. As president, I have decreed that a new equality for all women. Let not our attention sag and waver! From this moment, and forever, all breasts are equal.”

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"Many of you have been in your cups for not being able to fill out your role as young women."

Halfway through that sentence I was SURE you were going to say "in your cups for not being able to fill your cups."