Don't you just wish I was at the airport waiting in your line at this very moment?
Just think of how much fun you could have screwing around with me!
Which is exactly why I eschew airports at all costs.
I hope the airlines all go out of business on account of you and your ilk. Then you WILL have to find a real job.
Lame attempt at avoiding my question. What do you do for a living? Do you work? I mean...the question isn’t very difficult for the all knowing E. Pluribus Unum is it?
“Don’t you wish I was at the airport waiting in your line at this very moment?”
Damn...that’s quite an ego you’ve got. Like I’ve said before...you are of very small importance to me.
“Just think of how much fun you could have screwing around with me!”
Actually, you’d be treated like I treat every single passenger that comes through. With light humor and understanding. I fly too and am quite aware of what it’s like to be a passenger.
“Which is exactly why I eschew airports at all costs.”
Weird...and yet you claim to have all this knowledge about me and my fellow TSA employees.
“I hope the airlines all go out of business on account of you and your ilk.”
What do you care...you “eschew airports at all costs”
“Then you WILL have to find a real job”
My job is real....unlike your uninformed opinions about me.