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Cub Reporter: Mr. Keyes, we're hear with three people who voted for you in 2004. How is your campaign going this year?

Keyes: First of all, I need to set the record straight. Those are THE three people who voted for me in 2004. Now as you can tell, we're doing better this campaign. It's fourteen months until the election and we've already attracted the numbers we had last time. We're hoping to do much better this go-round.

Cub Reporter: Mr. Keyes, do your really plan on campaigning right up until the primaries next spring?

Keyes: Well, we tend to think of it more like eating our way across the nation. Coffee shops, hair parlors, pool halls, animal shelters... you've no doubt read about our groundbreaking way of attracting voters during prior election cycles.

Cub Reporter: But Mr. Keyes, do you really think you're going to be more competitive this year? Why?

Keyes: As I've already stated, we already have numbers as large as our vote from 2004. Of course we'll have to reaccess as time goes by, but I don't see our numbers slipping much before the primaries.

Cub Reporter: Well Mr. Keyes, it's been nice talking to you. Say over there, is that one of your campaign posters on the back of Thompson's bus?

Keyes: It's been nice talking to you as well. I'm sorry but we're going to have to get headed to our next stop-over...

Keyes: Okay girls, into the VW Bus. Here comes Thompson and he doesn't look happy...