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To: Fitzcarraldo
Can I bring him the hemlock? Please? Pretty PLEASE?
2 posted on
09/20/2007 3:23:03 PM PDT by
Philistone
(Your existence as a non-believer offends the Prophet(MPBUH).)
To: Fitzcarraldo
This buttwipe is a legend in his own mind. Time to test fire some new hardware near his country when his plane departs Iranian airspace. WOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!!! Splash.
3 posted on
09/20/2007 3:23:51 PM PDT by
shankbear
(Al-Qaeda grew while Monica blew)
To: Fitzcarraldo
He’s more like the Attila the Hun of the millenium.
4 posted on
09/20/2007 3:23:54 PM PDT by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3rd Bn. 5th Marines, RVN 1969. St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!)
To: Fitzcarraldo
To: Fitzcarraldo
Iran: Ahmadinejad is 'Socrates of third millenium', says president's office
I am tired.
BUT, I think that my initial mis-read of the title might be closer
to the truth (although I think it still insults Socrates):
"Iran: Ahmadinejad is 'Socrates of third CENTURY', says president's office
6 posted on
09/20/2007 3:25:36 PM PDT by
VOA
To: Fitzcarraldo
This little sawed off unibrow is going to poke his head out of the wrong window one day soon.
7 posted on
09/20/2007 3:25:41 PM PDT by
Jaysun
(It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
To: Fitzcarraldo
I thought that the honor belonged to Shaquille O’Neal?
8 posted on
09/20/2007 3:32:22 PM PDT by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
To: Fitzcarraldo
I thought this was Scrappleface.
9 posted on
09/20/2007 3:39:07 PM PDT by
sageb1
(This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
To: Fitzcarraldo
ROTFLOL!!
loved this part:
“Oliver Stone should visit Iran and familiarise himself with the reality of the country, before beginning his documentary of Ahmadinejad,” said Shamaghdari.”
Don’t worry Shamaghdari...I am sure Hollywood will treat Ahmanutjob very kindly and supportively in their upcoming documentary! (rolling eyes)
To: Fitzcarraldo
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have ‘Schopenhauer and Hegel’]
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya
‘Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away—
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
‘I drink, therefore I am.’
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he’s pissed.
15 posted on
09/20/2007 4:17:19 PM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Fitzcarraldo
To: Fitzcarraldo
I promise you, when I saw the title, my first thought was "Great, an Onion satire article"
18 posted on
09/20/2007 4:20:00 PM PDT by
Popman
(Nothing + Time + Chance = The Universe ---------------------Bridge in Brooklyn for sale - Cheap)
To: Fitzcarraldo
Is the role of Napoleon taken?
19 posted on
09/20/2007 4:21:50 PM PDT by
TenthAmendmentChampion
(Global warming is to Revelations as the theory of evolution is to Genesis.)
To: Fitzcarraldo
21 posted on
09/20/2007 4:34:13 PM PDT by
Gritty
(For Ahmadinejad, mutual assured destruction is not a deterrent, it is an inducement- Bernard Lewis)
To: Fitzcarraldo
To: Fitzcarraldo
To: Fitzcarraldo
The sooner one of his own countrymen puts a bullet in his scrambled brain, the better off Iran and the world will be.
To: Fitzcarraldo
27 posted on
09/20/2007 5:36:24 PM PDT by
struggle
((The struggle continues))
To: Fitzcarraldo
It’s nice that he’s so modest about it.
28 posted on
09/20/2007 5:40:41 PM PDT by
Polonius
(It's called logic, it'll help you.)
To: Fitzcarraldo
I’ll bet that translates as “sockpuppet” instead.
29 posted on
09/20/2007 5:50:12 PM PDT by
Fudd Fan
(hey RINOs and RATs... FEAR THE FRED!!)
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