[Greg F]

Oh, if he gets that money he’ll run away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie. I mean, his case is as thin as turnip soup. And his reputation for truthfulness and reliability would give an aspirin a headache. But I’d still like to beat Dan Rather like a rented mule for trying to destroy a sitting President of the United States with forged documents.

Oh, and his hokey sayings were not clever or good.

[abb]

“Tighter than rusted lug nuts on a ‘55 Ford.”

[pgyanke]

Oh, and his hokey sayings were not clever or good.

Yeah, but yours are a hoot! Bet he feels beat down like a football at batting practice.

[Polyxene]

Not as good as yours — but here’s a couple I thought of:
Payback’s a b!tch
What goes around, comes around

[Vn_survivor_67-68]

It’s Baab Woot-woot envy - a lifetime of it!

[LasVegasMac]

like a hobo with a sweet potato pie.

as thin as turnip soup

beat Dan Rather like a rented mule

I'm guessing that you have been around for awhile.

Don't get me wrong, no harm intended.

It's just that I have not heard / seen those phrases for a long, long time.....

Just for what it's worth, a mule deserves more respect than Dan Blather does. So, maybe, ........

"Beat Dan Rather like a rented vehicle." ??

And I wonder how many are asking themselves, "Why would turnip soup be thin?"

Again, no harm intended, ok?

Thanks for the memory "refresh"!

[T Lady]

...And his reputation for truthfulness and reliability would give an aspirin a headache. But I’d still like to beat Dan Rather like a rented mule for trying to destroy a sitting President of the United States with forged documents...

Absolutely priceless.