"There was a land of Publishers and Editors called the Newspaper Business... Here in this pretty world Journalism took its last bow... Here was the last ever to be seen of Reporters and their Enablers, of Anonymous Sources and of Stringers... Look for it only in books, for it is no more than a dream remembered. A Civilization Gone With the Wind..."
With apologies to Margaret Mitchell...
"You're living is a desert! Move to where the food is!"
It's such an easy fix, all they have to do is be fair and present the daily national, and international news in an unbiased way and leave the editorializing to the editorial page.
Probably wouldn't hurt to actually employ more than a token conservative columnist
How people like Paul Klugman remain as an NYT's employee is really beyond any reasonable comprehension.
How's USA Today celebrating it's 25th anniversary this weekend? With shares of parent company Gannett at their lowest closing level in 10 years.
What a great sarcastic lede!