As Jimmy Durante would say "Goodnight Mrs. Calabash".
Posted on 09/14/2007 11:16:57 AM PDT by 05 Mustang GT Rocks
Muslim terrorist leaders threatened to cut the heads of the pop stars Britney Spears and Madonna if they refuse to convert to Islam. Photo by images.google.com Muslim terrorist leaders threatened to cut the heads of the pop stars Britney Spears and Madonna if they refuse to convert to Islam, World Net Daily reported.
The threats, recorded on audio, came a day before Madonna arrived in Israel to celebrate the Jewish New Year with fellow Kabbalah practitioners.
"If I meet these whores I will have the honour to be the first one to cut their heads off if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam," said Muhammad Abdel-Al, spokesman and senior leader of the Popular Resistance Committees terror organization.
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Careful there, beheading of these beauties would result in the head flying off at supersonic speeds, due to the expansion of highly compressed air. It could hurt somebody.. Hmmmm, quite the secret weapon maybe.. “Slit me baby, one more time!”
Might be an improvement..........
Aren’t any of these whack job jihadists named “Larry” or something else besides Muhammad? How tiresome.
As for giving the gals the old cold chop, I say I’d rather have a hot stake!
I would settle for duct tape over their mouths.
Finally, something good to come out of terrorism.
I guess the sight of a near-naked blonde just drives a terrorist crazy if you’re only used to sweaty, hairy, camel-faced fatties covered from head to toe with a burqa....
Wonder if Madonna and Britney got the message
Only when it's done by Muslims or another protected group.
As Jimmy Durante would say "Goodnight Mrs. Calabash".
If the ChiComs captured her for a brainwashing, they’d turn her lose because she doesn’t have a brain to wash.
You seem to be the only party concerned in this who has any morals.
Britney Spears has all the political savvy of my recently deceased golden retriever, and I don’t mean before we had to put the poor cancer stricken 5 year old down last week.
They arent going to kill the best buddies.
Neck up or neck down. No thanks to either of them.
Poor puppy. :(
Sorry for your loss.
I can see it now. Some jihadis have the scimitar poised ready to strike down on the neck of some Hollyweird lib who pleads with the Islamo-fascist just before the blade falls " but we love you...we both hate Bush...why are you doing this?....listen lets have a dialogue where you can discuss your inner child...hey, you know, I have an appointment to get my nails done later this afternoon, and this cuts right into it...oops, sorry for that pun" and then the blade descends slicing off the celeb's head. In a final remark the severed head says "you know, I really think we could have achieved some kind of rapport."
She already looks and acts like she's been thru the 'spin-cycle'.
Note to terrorists:
They’re on your side.
Are you listening libs? They’re after you no matter how “nice” you are.
Idiots.
I wonder if they could add Rosie and Barbara to the list.
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