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Kathy Griffin's Unfunny Jesus Jokes
Townhall.com ^ | September 14, 2007 | Brent Bozell III

Posted on 09/14/2007 4:53:10 AM PDT by Kaslin

Nearly everyone with a television can make jokes about TV awards shows, especially the speech-making. How many times have people made the hoariest jokes about thanking the "little people," or mimicking Sally Field's Oscar speech: "You like me! You really like me!" But Kathy Griffin, the comedienne with the self-satirizing "My Life on the D-List" show on that D-list network Bravo, took the ritual to a new low when she won an Emmy for Outstanding Reality Program.

She mocked Jesus Christ.

"A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award," she declared. "I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is, 'Suck it, Jesus.' This award is my god now."

The audience reaction? Reporters noted laughter in the crowd. Griffin certainly knows Hollywood diehards would be pounding the tables over that one.

It's certainly a ritual for entertainers to thank God or Jesus when they win awards. Some of them are very sincere, like gospel singers at the Grammy Awards. Others have looked more than a little ridiculous, such as during the Vibe Magazine Awards in 2005, when several rappers took home awards for "songs" with nasty lyrics about shooting people -- and then thanked God.

Griffin could have mocked the ritual without mocking Jesus and millions of Christians. But she had to shock, to say, "Suck it," and suggest she'd rather worship her Emmy award like it was a pagan goddess. Was she sorry? No. Reuters reported she was "unrepentant" when asked about the speech backstage. In fact, she was well pleased with herself: "I hope I offended some people. I didn't want to win the Emmy for nothing." Griffin's official Website giddily declared her line "will go down as one of the best quotes in Emmy history."

The public doesn't think so, and Hollywood knows it.

The cable channel E! announced they would scrub the remark from their taped broadcast of the Creative Arts Emmy Awards. (It wasn't part of the more prominent Emmy show that aired on Fox.) Some media outlets also scrubbed the actual remarks from their news stories. Associated Press reporter Lynn Elber would only explain Griffin made "an off-color remark about Christ." Some TV outlets, like MSNBC, also scrubbed the line in their retelling of the story. Good for them.

That wasn't as strange as Reuters, which began its dispatch with the words "Comic Kathy Griffin's 'offensive' remarks about Jesus" will be edited out. Employing quote marks around a word is meant as a warning light that something isn't necessarily so. An insult against Jesus Christ isn't necessarily "offensive," according to this wire service.

Reuters, you may remember, also doesn't believe the 9-11 murderers were necessarily "terrorists."

Kathy Griffin has this kind of double standard, too. Many irreverent performers aren't equal-opportunity besmirchers. Griffin appeared clutching her Emmy on the Ellen DeGeneres talk show a day after the furor broke, and when DeGeneres suggested it can be tough on the other side of the joke, as she was the butt of a lot of jokes when she declared she was gay, Griffin turned dead serious and insisted: "Not mine. Not mine." Griffin would never mock a gay person. But Jesus and Christians? Bombs away.

Griffin explained that she had rules about her targets, and one was, "I don't make fun of people who have a sense of humor about themselves." So, in this case, with one enormously broad brush, Kathy Griffin has decided that the vast majority of Christians are incapable of taking a joke. But there is funny, and there is insulting. Griffin doesn't have a clue of the difference.

The funny thing is that for someone who doesn't like religious phonies, Griffin is the biggest phony of them all. In a scabrous interview with a gay newspaper in Houston, Griffin called herself a "complete militant atheist" and complained, "We have to listen to everybody's 'God this' and 'Jesus that.'" She told that interviewer she fell away from the "stupid" Catholic Church in high school in the 1970s.

But then Reuters quoted one spin-control attempt issued by her publicist after her Emmy insult: "Am I the only Catholic left with a sense of humor?" And guess what she wore on her necklace on the Ellen show? A visible golden cross.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: asfunnyascancer; funnylikecancer; hellbound; hollywoodassclown; libtard; notfunny; secretlylovesjesus; shesnotfunny
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To: Long Island Pete

Strangely, I’ve heard no reports that mobs of outraged Christians are jamming the streets overturning cars and burning them.


61 posted on 09/14/2007 5:35:16 AM PDT by TheRightGuy (ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure)
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To: Allegra
We win in the end. :-)

Indeed we will

62 posted on 09/14/2007 5:35:42 AM PDT by Kaslin (The Surge has worked and the li(e)berals know it)
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To: tal hajus

Oh I forgot about Dick Van Dyke and Jack Benny and all the other great commedians from the past


63 posted on 09/14/2007 5:38:38 AM PDT by Kaslin (The Surge has worked and the li(e)berals know it)
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To: NavyCanDo

Yes, he was also one of the great commedians


64 posted on 09/14/2007 5:39:54 AM PDT by Kaslin (The Surge has worked and the li(e)berals know it)
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To: Kaslin
Reporters noted laughter in the crowd.

Even more pathetic than Griffin.

65 posted on 09/14/2007 5:39:58 AM PDT by al_c
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To: Kaslin
Griffin, like most ‘comedians’ on the scene today, is a disgusting piece of drek.
66 posted on 09/14/2007 5:40:08 AM PDT by originalbuckeye (I want a hero....I'm holding out for a hero (politically))
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To: Quix

add Jonathan Winters to that list


67 posted on 09/14/2007 5:40:15 AM PDT by a real Sheila (stop hillary NOW!)
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To: hodaka

I’ve never heard of Sam Kinison


68 posted on 09/14/2007 5:41:14 AM PDT by Kaslin (The Surge has worked and the li(e)berals know it)
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To: T.Smith

I think I have a good sense of humor. I am a Christian, so maybe I’m impaired, but what was funny about the joke? It doesn’t even flow right when you read it.


69 posted on 09/14/2007 5:41:27 AM PDT by tiki
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To: Clintonfatigued

I actually have thought some of her stand-up comedy to be funny, especially since she really rats on most of Hollywood, but I was HEAVILY offended by this and won’t be watching her in the future. I think this will hurt her career somewhat, but probably won’t end it. I HOPE it does though.


70 posted on 09/14/2007 5:42:45 AM PDT by a real Sheila (stop hillary NOW!)
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To: wearearepublic
One day she will find: That at the name of Jesus every knee shall bow...

That's the only consolation I have regarding people like this. One day God will sort it all out. If she repents and turns her life over to The Lord, wonderful. If she doesn't, C'est la vie baby; C'est la vie.
71 posted on 09/14/2007 5:45:59 AM PDT by no dems (In the General Election; we must not let America forget that Fidel Castro endorsed Clinton/Obama)
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To: RexBeach

You know, I remember as a kid watching Red Skelton and laughing until I cried sometimes, Carol Burnett and her co-horts the same. We try to watch comedies nowadays and there is maybe one funny line IF you can watch long enough to see it. We are constantly looking at each other and asking “This is a comedy?”


72 posted on 09/14/2007 5:49:32 AM PDT by tiki
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To: N. Theknow
"I'll teach those nuns to rap my knuckles with a ruler. I won't believe in God anymore. That'll teach them!"

You go girl! Rebel against God and go to hell. That'll teach 'em. While you're in hell fryin' they'll be in heavenly bliss. Yeah!!! Then they'll be sorry; uh huh.

Ignorant witch.
73 posted on 09/14/2007 5:50:08 AM PDT by no dems (In the General Election; we must not let America forget that Fidel Castro endorsed Clinton/Obama)
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To: Kaslin

Meanwhile, in comparison, here are the death statistics from the religion of peace over the picture of Muhammed with a bomb for a turban:

http://web.archive.org/web/20070204031102/http://www.cartoonbodycount.com/


74 posted on 09/14/2007 5:50:30 AM PDT by bw17
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To: Kaslin

I feel so sorry for this woman. She had better enjoy her ‘sense of humor’ now, because there will be no fun and laughter in her choice of eternal destination. And the only one who can save her from it is the one she has singled out for mockery.


75 posted on 09/14/2007 5:51:19 AM PDT by LucyJo
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To: Kaslin

You must have been busy that particular 15 minutes.


76 posted on 09/14/2007 5:52:14 AM PDT by tiki
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To: tiki

The joke is not funny. In the same breath Bozell is saying that Christians do have a sense of humor, but that the joke is offensive. If you really had a sense of humor you wouldn’t take the time to write an indignant article about an unfunny joke.


77 posted on 09/14/2007 5:56:20 AM PDT by T.Smith
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To: RichInOC

[i]Being a best-reality-show winner is like medaling at the Special Olympics. You might have won, but you’re still retarded.[/i]

I have not the words to express my disgust at this statement.


78 posted on 09/14/2007 5:57:00 AM PDT by pilipo
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To: tiki

My wife and I enjoy “Everybody Loves Raymond,” and most of the “Seinfeld” reruns. Somewhere, someone must be airing reruns of the “Bob Newhart Show.”

Beyond that, in recent years, the comedy show marketplace is pretty thin in the skin.

Ernie Kovacs made me laugh wildly as a child. Very clever writing.

Then there was the old “Steve Allen Show” and his “Man On The Street Skit.” Louie Nye(”Gordon Hathaway”), Don Knotts(the guy who was always so nervous) and Tom Poston( who could never recall his name). My God, that was very funny material.

Now it’s very different; and all the male characters always seem to be such meatheads. Have you noticed that?


79 posted on 09/14/2007 5:58:10 AM PDT by RexBeach ("Americans never quit." Douglas MacArthur)
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To: Mean Maryjean
Looks like a man

That's what I thought. Is that an adam's apple?

80 posted on 09/14/2007 5:58:12 AM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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