Skip to comments.The Official 12 Step Program For Liberals
Posted on 09/13/2007 8:46:40 AM PDT by nancyvideo
1. Admit that you are powerless and that your life is best managed by strict adherence to progressive ideology.
Congratulations for taking this, your first step towards recovery. You will soon find a new global community of friends that are just like you. Your first step requires you to surrender independent thinking and acknowledge the wisdom of the majority. It is essential you learn to disregard facts in favor of consensus. Consensus to be defined by your sponsor, the Democrat party.
2. Come to believe that the power of progressive ideas can restore you to popularity and boost your self-esteem.
This step opens a vista of new hope and, if completed successfully, will guarantee you instant popularity and numerous social opportunities. Please visit www.move-on.org for the most current definition of progressive ideas. Keep in mind, it is not necessary to actually believe in these ideas but you must learn to give the impression that you do. (For the learning challenged, this means it's OK to fake it.) Relax, have fun. You'll be amazed how easy it is to fool most people.
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Those steps are all so true, sad.
They must also build self-confidence so they won’t be manipulated by the name calling and the threats their former comrades will batter them with.
They also need to learn how to, uh, “pack” .
No truer words have been spoken. That's why it is so hard to discuss anything with a liberal.
This was meant to be satire but, unfortunately, it has become our new reality
Liberals are sheep and consensus is their security and comfort. Consensus allows them to not have to understand any subject in depth.
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