I know! I know! {waving hand frantically in the air...}
A big ol' SHRIMP BOIL party!
ROTFL! That was cold...but appropriate.
Aw, jeez! I attended one of those up in Door County, WI years ago (well, a fish boil, anyway). It was terrible.
If RP's intention is to replace a good ol' Texas Barbeque with a Shrimp Boil, forget it. It'll never fly. Anyway, why he gets the shrimp industry em'broiled' in 'pork'barrel spending is beyond me :)