Posted on 09/10/2007 4:45:39 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
LAGUNA BEACH - A 19-year-old woman was jailed on suspicion of hitting her boyfriend with her purse Sunday at about 2 p.m. on Cliff Drive.
A Laguna police officer was driving by and began videotaping the incident, according to Laguna Beach Sgt. George Ramos.
The boyfriend tried to restrain her from swinging her purse at him, but she began hitting him again, this time with her hands and fists, police said. At that point, the officer intervened, made them both sit on the curb, and then took the woman into custody.
Apparently, the couple, who live together in Paramount, had parked their car on Cliff Drive but then the woman balked, Ramos said.
“She did not want to walk down to the beach,” Ramos said.
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Old joke:
Guy, all black and blue, comes into court, claims his injuries are the result of his girlfriend hitting him with her purse.
Judge asks, “Why did she hit you?”
Guy responds, “Because I called her a two-bit whore”.
Judge asks, “But how could you have sustained so many injuries from just her purse?”
Arresting officer responds, “Because, your honor, it was full of quarters.”
Ka-ching. (Well, darn it, it was funny when I was about 12 or 13).
Funny stuff.
A million years ago in HS I took a gal out on a date. Once in the car, she made a point of opeing her purse and showing me that she had a 5 lb jar of Ponds cold cream in her purse. “In case I got funny”
I escortered her right back to the door and left.
In retrospect, I suppose it was better than her carrying a 45.....
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