“I was framed! The US government did it!”
Posted on 09/06/2007 2:55:53 PM PDT by Jay777
Egypt (AP) - Terror mastermind Osama bin Laden plans a new video addressing the American people regarding the anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, terror monitoring groups said Thursday. SITE Intelligence Group said an Internet announcement of the plan included a photo of the al-Qaida leader from the upcoming video—his beard, which in previous messages had been streaked with gray, was entirely dark.
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Thing on FOX just said video is expected within hours?
Okay ID...let us start with you.
Cause I ain’t looked a post below yours yet but here’s my test....the second I saw that headline in the Breaking News my first thought was....are there people left on this planet who gives two hoots about this has been?
I mean, the guy lives in a cave for God’s sake. Are us Americans supposed to quake in our boots over his new video?
So I click into the thread and I made a little wish...I wished that...oh please let me see the comments on this thread making fun of this news. I wished...oh please don’t let me see a bunch of somber posts, posts with declarations of great concern.
So ID...you give me hope. Cause the Grecian formula joke is exactly the thing I wished I would see.
Now let me continue down the thread and hope that the mockery vein continues.
It’s kind of like the time the bunch of them ran out rioting in the street over those cartoons, remember that?
I mean these people....sheesh.
It’s a good thing America controls this planet.
Won’t this be bad for all the conspiracy believers who think the President did it?
I’m wondering if Bin Laden will make the video before or after his next attack.
Bin Laden = “mastermind”
Bush = “chimp” (by most like-minded leftist hacks)
No bias here.
“I was framed! The US government did it!”
I think he will probably share with us that he gets his hair cut and beard colored by the same $400 a haircut stylist that Breck Girl uses
I think that is one of the mistakes the administration has made in dealing with Bin Laden. After the first carpet bombing, we should have insisted that he was dead. That would get the followers thinking that the US had so much power that they had no chance. It would have taken some of the life out of their movement. It would have also forced Bin Laden to appear more in a public setting to prove he was still alive and in command. Every amount of ‘evidence’ or ‘appearance’ of Bin Ladin that came from Al Qaeda should have been contradicted by our government saying that it was an imposter. Bin Laden’s ego would have gotten the best of him sooner or later. He would have made more mistakes. We did not play very good psychological warfare with him.
Humor is a powerful weapon, good for the soul too.
I only wish. I’m afraid to stop coloring in order to find out LOL
About the hair thing, it puzzles me; you can see on the hairs where they suddenly go from grey to brown again.
Hi to your flock too!
I have read that taking HGH (Human Growth Hormone) can do this, haven’t tried it though. Salt and pepper looks great on a guy. I think it gives a very distinguished look especially with very dark hair, but not so on a woman. Sexist, I know, but I feel more attractive when I get rid of the gray.
“Yeah, we haven’t really hit you infidels as hards as 9/11 in a while and my men are getting their butts kicked all over the Middle East and elsewhere and even the “faithful” aren’t strapping on bombs in the glorious mission to kill the infidel and the only possible way we could pull out a “win” in Iraq is if a bunch of hippies and communists undermined the war effort, otherwise we’d be pretty much toast. It hasn’t been good for team Terror, but what the hey? There are other ways to attack and hurt you infidels besides bombing and such. We’ll seed your highways with CELL PHONE TALKERS IN SUVS and fill your movie theaters with NOISY ANNONYING PEOPLE. AND MORE PARIS HILTON STORIES!!! AND WE’LL MOVE THE 2012 PRIMARIES TO 2008!! YES Great Satan, 4 whole years of campaign advertisements and begging for fundraiser money. And we’ll do even more CUTTING IN LINE than before! That will teach ALL of you not to bow down to me, the Caliph.
Fear us. Woo.”
Thanks. Sweet video.
Quite simple Mr. Watson: you have bipolar disorder!
“We still get Elvis sightings, and what’s worse, some still believe that he is alive.”
A quick search came up with poll numbers of 7% to 20% of Americans believe Elvis is alive. Thank GOD these people can’t vote! :(
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