Posted on 09/06/2007 10:48:43 AM PDT by Calpernia
Larry. Go move to the Castro district in SF.
He was thinking of using a page from the Dem playbook: Shamelessness wins. Bill Clinton, Barney Frank, Gerry Studds, etc., just insist you did nothing wrong and fight to the end. In your face defiance. You’ll outlast your enemies.
I guess he couldn’t find sufficient allies, here or in his district.
Nothing left for it but to make like Britain’s John Profumo and spend the rest of one’s life toiling obscurely for charity.
Don’t go away mad, Larry, just go away.
Craig should establish a business that sells arrogance and ego. With an unlimited supply of these commodities, he would soon be a billionaire.
As my dad would say, it's time for him to "poop or get off the pot."
Man, did he blow this job!
Mr Craig, please just go away, and take a few hundred of your fellow pervs in both houses with you.
"If you want my body And you think I'm sexy Come on, Sugar, let me know If you really need me Just reach out and touch me Come on, Honey, tell me so ..." |
I predict that within 30 days Craig will call a news conference to announce that he is a “gay American”, makes no apology for it, and that it was the mean, hurtful republicans and conservatives that kept him in the closet and the bathroom stalls.
This guy isn’t going down without a struggle and he’ll be grasping for whatever headlines he can get on the way down in an effort to remain relevant and employed somewhere.
"Just about"? Oh, brother, here we go again. More clintonian weasel-wording and tergiversating.
“Larry. Go move to the Castro district in SF”
and join the Log Cabin Republicans
It would astound me if no investigative reporter, especially in the homosexual media, did not publish a detailed article on this affair and soon. But it would also not surprise me if Craig embellished or changed his account to fit any new revelations. I believe even his family will eventually grow weary of his continuing flip-flops. As Sargeant Karsnia so aptly put it, "embarassing, embarassing."
Ever watch a bee trapped under a drinking glass? How about a rat with a paw caught on a sticky trap?
I've got news for you...
The Log Cabin Republicans don't want him! Apparently, they don't like restroom perverts either.
Assuming that his wide stance might point a finger at his guilt, he's tapping new talent to get him off.
You are so right. I think we just found one of his butt munches in the U.S. Senate, there are bound to be more, say does barney frank miss him too?
Immature Toilet Humor Ping!
If you are wondering how you got onto this list, it's because you said something funny on a previous Craig thread that cracked me up.
To be added to this ping list just make some stupid bathroom humor innuendo that has nothing to do with Larry Craig.
Craig really blew it. He threw his life down the toilet. The only way he can resurrect his career is to suck it up, swallow his pride, get on his knees and ask for forgiveness.
I was talking to my buddy Dick, who is an expert on this particulary section of the penal code. He’s with the law firm of Johnson, Weiner, and Wang LLC BTW.
He agrees that Craig is in a deep hole. There is no way for him to wipe his record clean.
The GOP is just better off washing their hands of the whole mess.
I asked the same question about Mark Foley...
A lot of people are saying that the prosecutor doesn’t really have a good case against Craig.
I mean, where’s the beef?
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