[HardStarboard]

>>>Send me your credit card information and I’ll email you some carbon credits.<<<<

Carbon credits are passe. No one wants carbon credits - the new market is in methane credits.

Norway is evidently seriously considering starting a methane credit market to offset the methane production of their moose herds....the average moose evidently burps or farts 250 tons of methane gas a year.

Send me methane some credits for my pet moose and I'll e-mail you my credit card number.

[Nervous Tick]

>> Send me methane some credits for my pet moose and I’ll e-mail you my credit card number.

Dang! You’re on to me.

Gotta get up pretty early in the afternoon to put one over on ol’ HardStarboard...

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

Send me methane some credits for my pet moose and I'll e-mail you my credit card number.

Just keep the moose away from my sister is all I ask.