This is an extremely off color story. I remember being in church as a nine year old with my best friend, Nathan. Nathan was busily digging around in his nose mining for something. He pulls out this massive green monstrosity and with nowhere to put it he flicked it away. Well it flew about ten feet and hit an exit door with a very audible THUD...and stuck! I don’t know that I have ever in my life laughed so hard...or so quietly.
I am glad to hear it hit only the door.
I was terrified that you were going to say it stuck on Ms. Crabtree’s chin, a few rows back....