Do NOT ..I repeat....do NOT under any circumstances, pick up any toilet paper, reach down to your shoe or ask for a few peices of toilet paper from the guy in the next stall. A policeman is waiting for you.
You sound worried. Do you actively do these things?
Why would you reach for your shoe?
Why would you pick toilet paper up off of the floor as it is the maid’s job.
Why would you not check the toilet paper supply before sitting down?
Why are you defending this lying pervert.
I just hope that he has not passed on AIDS to his wife or is that okay with you too?.
You might add: Don’t plead guilty if you didn’t do anything wrong.