On average, Americans spend more on their home than any other expense. It simply is costing way to much financial strain on the middle and lower classes. It is time that we do something about it. We should turn over the business of real estate ownership to the federal government.
AH, COMMUNISM AT ITS’BEST. WEIRDO.
I believe that our government should provide every homeless person with his/her own personal yurt; oh, and a bicycle, too.
Give your house to a needy person. You’ll feel better.
Hey, what about universal European vacations while you’re at it?
And sports cars, I’e always wanted a sports car.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Gee, do you think it might be because of your goofy ideas?
Well done, Sir. As Rush would say “Illustrating absurdity by being absurd”.
It seems some have trouble understanding your sarcastic view.
Good piece. (:
In before the ZOT!!!
Did I call this one right?
Often they have to decide between food and this other need. Often they cannot afford both. It’s disgusting that in a country so full of wealth that there are still people who don’t own their own home!!
Then why are the majority of our poor seriously overweight?
If you support universal housing, come and take my house, if you can.
I also suggest a “Universal Lawyer Plan”. Every lawyer gets paid a rate determined by the Federal Legal Agency, and must accept any client who presents to him. There’s a lot more legal precedent for a right to a lawyer in the Constitution then there is to a right to health care.....
If this isn’t sarcasm, what the crack are you smokin?
It is sad to see how many gullible FReepers there are. Maybe it’s time to start FReepmailing this great Nigerian money-raising scheme I’ve just happened to find. LOL
You know, you could post this "plan" on DU (with no apparent sarcasm) and they would love it.
Everyone please read to the last line. Be careful or you could sound like these people.
I love it. I once wrote a very similar bit, but used FOOD instead of housing.
One where we have hte government in charge of all farming, processing, and distribution of food. Everyone gets their weekly “food” voucher and that’s that. If you’re rich, you have to pay for this voucher, based on your income.
Non profit, food gauranteed to everyone.
Democrat Nirvana. Except every Democrat I ever got to comment on it thought it was a really stupid idea, but it sure sounded good for health care....
Sarcasm will always be missed by some. Reminds me of my, “Should I Teach Tancredo A Lesson?” thread back around elction time. I barely survived that one.
I’m in. I can’t decide whether for my free house I want Gore’s or Breck Boy’s. Maybe I could use Hillary’s for when I want to run around D.C. Then, again, Barbra Streisand’s house is pretty cool. Decisions. Decisions.
Another series deficiency is that Americans are not getting enough sarcasm. I suggest a minimum daily dose and a new unelected bureaucracy to force-feed it to us.
I, of course, will sacrifice other opportunities to serve my fellowman in an unaccountable, permanent senior executive capacity.