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I found out about stuff like this in a very ugly way. Was at IU. Had imbibed overly the night before, and eaten an obnoxious amount of hot wings. My first class was in Balintine hall the next day. It was a small class, so it was on one of the higher floors in the building. I think it was linear programming/managerial econ, but I don’t remember the specific class. Anyway, it was an early class. The cheap wings and cheap beer had caused me terrible intestinal distress.

I am weird in that I would not use a public stall short of a life and death situation. This was life and death when I got there. OK, so what do I do. Down here on the main floor, or clench and head up to the class floor and find a clean stall. The big question was could I make it to the upstairs what I assumed were less used cleaner stalls.

So off I went to the cleaner (I rationalized) stall. Bad choice I get there rush in sit down and OMG... Hot wings and very cheap nasty college beer in large quantities have consequences. I was so relieved until.... I noticed the +/-5 inch diameter holes on both sides of the stall. Graffiti around the holes suggesting... well lets call it Craig (or is it Craig’s List) like behavior. Thank GOD!!! the place was empty except for me.

I got the hell out of there quickly. After telling some friends about it I was later told these kind of things were all over campus. I was told it was mostly poli sci, journalism and music students that were into the “glory hole” restrooms. Go figure.