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To: blam; Monkey Face; The Spirit Of Allegiance

Oetzi was a hunter, and he was slain by local farmers for trespassing. Yes, his death was the work of another cereal killer.


41 posted on 08/29/2007 10:28:58 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Profile updated Sunday, August 26, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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*groan*



*crickets*

47 posted on 08/29/2007 10:51:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Expose yourself to new people, but make sure none of them are undercover cops.)
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Researchers studying Iceman, the 5,000-year-old mummy found frozen in the Italian Alps, have come up with a new theory for how he died...

Oetzi was a hunter, and he was slain by local farmers for trespassing. Yes, his death was the work of another cereal killer.


The alchemists who wanted to generate silver outvoted the impale-eontologists who wanted to just barium in a freezer, so the remains will be displayed in the Getty Yeti Museum.

If the remains crumble it will be a bad case of Frosted Flakes.




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60 posted on 08/29/2007 7:38:12 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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