To: SunkenCiv; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; Old Sarge; mikrofon; martin_fierro; speedy; Chena; ...
Researchers studying Iceman, the 5,000-year-old mummy found frozen in the Italian Alps, have come up with a new theory for how he died...
Oetzi was a hunter, and he was slain by local farmers for trespassing. Yes, his death was the work of another cereal killer.
The alchemists who wanted to generate silver outvoted the impale-eontologists who wanted to just barium in a freezer, so the remains will be displayed in the Getty Yeti Museum.
If the remains crumble it will be a bad case of Frosted Flakes.
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60 posted on
08/29/2007 7:38:12 PM PDT by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
It was Colonel Mustard in the Alps with the Club!
61 posted on
08/29/2007 7:43:09 PM PDT by
Old Sarge
(This tagline in memory of FReeper 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
I would write that you are incorrigible, but you would reply that you have never in your life visited corrigible.
62 posted on
08/29/2007 7:43:28 PM PDT by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Thank you so much for the ping to fun with puns...!
72 posted on
08/30/2007 2:52:14 AM PDT by
.30Carbine
(And the spirits of the prophets are subject to the prophets. ~1Cor.14:32)
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