I see you're problem Amy. You hang out with liberal girlymen. Instead of "sipping mojitos" and "nibbling lime-spiked seviche" (I haven't the foggiest idea of what those are), you should find the kind of a guy who's idea of a good place to meet after work is the local Pizzeria where you can "eat pizza" and "drink beer".
I’ve never seen ceviche spelled with an S.. It can be many types of citrus marinated seafood and spices.
That woman is just toxic. I would hate to be around someone like that day in and day out.