Beauty queen 'ditz' did pageants to improve communication (Explains Meltdown)

World Net Daily ^ | 27 Aug 07 | Joe Kovacs

[SkyPilot]

The 18-year-old beauty contestant who mesmerized the nation with her verbal "brilliance" at the Miss Teen USA pageant over the weekend actually entered beauty pageants to improve her personal communication skills, WND can reveal.

[wilco200]

Anyone see the interview with this girl on the Today Show this moring?

Disgraceful. Laur and the Orangutan were doing their best to make sure “her feeling” were not hurt and actually said “but you’re only 18!” Uggh!

[wilco200]

Anyone see the interview with this girl on the Today Show this moring?

Disgraceful. Laur and the Orangutan were doing their best to make sure “her feeling” were not hurt and actually said “but you’re only 18!” Uggh!

[NavyCanDo]

Her 1-minute of sounding like a complete airhead has made this girl more famous than she ever would hope to dream. TV talk shows are scrambling to get her, and you can bet she has got a few phone calls from publicity agents.

If she would of gave a scholarly answer to the question, she would still be just a nobody.

[SkyPilot]

Her 1-minute of sounding like a complete airhead has made this girl more famous than she ever would hope to dream. TV talk shows are scrambling to get her, and you can bet she has got a few phone calls from publicity agents. If she would of gave a scholarly answer to the question, she would still be just a nobody.

Sad, but absolutely true.

Every TV show is looking for an interview. CNN, MSNBC, FOX, ABC, CBS, etc. Moreover, Jay Leno wants her on his show.

Had she just said "People need to stop watching American Idol and start reading books" her answer would have been greeted with blank stares.

[snarkytart]

She’s cute, but standard attractive looking blonde.

[Sender]

I think she was trying to recall canned advice also. When she began with "In my personal opinion," that sounds like what a coach told her to say.

Regardless, I'm sure she has many talents that have developed nicely.

[snarkytart]

I don’t know. She has one of those faces that ... if you stare at it for 30 minutes and then look away, you won’t remember a signle detail. These girls all look alike to me. AND she’s dumb as dirt, I couldn’t believe what she said in answer to the geography question!
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Exactly. That’s what I just posted. This chick in LA would look like every other waitress trying to be an actress or model.
Very generic blonde. Attractive? Yes. Cute? Yes.

But...whatever.

[Hacklehead]

“Innocent!”

Not guilty for sure. I doubt that she’s innocent.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Because I’m a blonde, I don’t have to think.
I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks.
Don’t have to worry ‘bout getting a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan,
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see people workin, it just makes me giggle
‘Cause I don’t have to work; I just have to jiggle.
I’m a blonde, B-L-O-N-D.
I’m a blonde; don’t you wish you were me?

I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook.
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me,
But I have this philosophy:
So what?
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for ‘em,
‘Cause whenever I’m around, all the men ignore ‘em,
‘Cause I’m a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.

They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition.
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
Umm ... okay ... what was it? ... umm ...
Don’t tell me ... Oh, yeah, okay.
“Duck, Magnum, duck!”
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I took an IQ test, and I flunked it of course.
I can’t spell VW, but I gotta Porsche,
‘Cause I’m blonde, B-L-I-N-D.
‘Cause I’m a blonde; don’t you wish you were me?

[spoken]
I just want to say that being chosen this month’s Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I’ll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I’m a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
But, my goal is to become a veterinarian ‘cause I love children!

‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause were a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Girls think I’m snotty, and maybe it’s true.
With my hair and body, you would be too.
I’m a blonde, B-L- ... I don’t know!
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!

~Julie Brown~

[Sender]

Before we laugh at her rambling answer, remember what she was commenting on; a lot of Americans can’t even find America on a map. That’s scary.

[RDTF]

“Give her a break! With looks like that she doesn’t need brains.”

Exactly is Trump’s attitude with the Miss USA pageants

[Badeye]

Hey, they’ve found Vanna White’s replacement!

(chuckle)

Think about it, the girl won’t have to do what she’s very bad at, offering up an intelligent thought verbally.

[SMARTY]

It’s the problem of our ‘education’ system. AND also our culture... It’s OK to blow off the details of knowing anything... it’s enough to have heard of a thing but not really important to learn ABOUT that thing... just mention it and assume that people will thing you know about it!!! (BS Politicians have always done this.) It is enough to look good and NOT very important to have anything between your ears.

If that was my kid, she would not get a cent for pink lip gloss till her grades came up and she learned how to express herself like an educated adult. That, or stay off the podium ...(any podium) rather than make herself ridiculous everytime she opens her mouth!

[null and void]

Just heard on Fox that she has a 3.5 GPA...

[HIDEK6]

I think she got into trouble when she realized that the correct answer, "Because the government education system is hopelessly inept," was not going to fly.

She then had to try to concoct something innocuous, and I really think she forgot the question. Her answer was a string of buzz words and buzz phrases she had heard.

[NavyCanDo]

Yep. She’s pretty, very pretty - but go to almost any Highschool or JR. College and you can find more of the same.
Nahhhh give me a Hedy Lamarr, Lana Turner, Rita Hayworth, Linda Darnell or Carole Landis. They just don’t make girls like that any more.

[Yankee]

Sitting in a doctor’s waiting room here in Newnan, Ga. I listened to a retired school teacher, whose grammar was worse than that, brag about having taught three generations of this town’s students.

Rather than being a source of embarrassment, it is a point of pride with the locals that “we don’t talk like ya’ll, Yankees”.

I hear things like “We goin to see nana at the hospik. (hospice). She got oldtimers (Alzheimer's)." or "Man I sho is sick today. I drinked me too many beers last night." on a daily basis.

One of the funniest and most pathetic things that I've noticed is teenaged girls, I guess in some effort to sound less "southern", have adopted a sort of valley-girl sing-song manner of speach. Unfortunately it's even more annoying than their former way of speaking.

BTW: February 14th is Valentimes Day here in Newnan.

[ItsOurTimeNow]

The intent is still there.

Designing to deceive - that’s entertainment!

[Yankee]

Unfortunately the joke is on us.

She is eligible to vote, and there are millions more like her.

Democrats and their NEA minions have made sure of that.