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I haven’t put much thought into this but here is a general idea of what I would do.

On the second day in office when the BATFE, IRS, Department of Homeland Security, NEA, and the other NEA are defunded and fired there will be plenty of funds to put the CIA, FBI and ICE under a single umbrella as separate entities that actually communicate with each other at your direction.

Humblegunner as Border Czar will not be a part of ICE as they will be deporting criminal aliens. Humble will be preventing criminal aliens from entering the country using humblegunner methods. His funding will come from the funds that will be available because we will cut off all foreign aid. Saudi Arabia first then we will work down from there. We will be able to cut most malaria protection funding for Africa after reintroducing DDT.

Quislings will be prosecuted starting with Congress, the Executive branch and the Supreme Court. The several hundred convicted will be replaced by honest men and women.

In school bananas will be for eating not for perverted condom installation instruction. Boy Scout leaders will have a son of their own in the troop or no dice. The same adjusted parameters will go for all other children organizations.

Gun control will be implemented starting in grade school so every child can hit the target. All gun laws will be abolished except the first one enacted known as the Second Amendment.

Abortion is a touchy subject so it would be left to the States. The one Federal control will be that the father has an equal say and if the mother that wants to kill her baby will not produce the father she cannot have one.

Government employees can be fired at will like everyone else in a right to work State. (All States will be right to work) There will be no lines or corded cattle gates that are present in DOT and UPS stations as they will not be required because the workers will be busting their asses to serve customers.

We will drill ANWAR and any other place we want to. We will stop importing all oil products and will not assist any country that is not really a friend to produce theirs.

Ted Kennedy will be put on trial for killing Mary Jo Kopechne. Bill Clinton will be tried for the rapes that he committed and the secrets he sold to China and Hillary will be considered an accomplice. Every politician that violated the laws that a private citizen could not get away with will be prosecuted.

John Kerry and Jane Fonda will have to move to North Vietnam, Alec Baldwin will have to move to France and Al Gore will have to share a cell with Michael Moore.