Posted on 08/24/2007 1:44:14 PM PDT by Paved Paradise
Thousands have lined up in bookstores across the country and Amazon's website was said to have collapsed due to the fervor over the release of God's new book, "Christopher Hitchens is Not Great."
God, already the author of the best seller of all time, "The Bible," was quoted as saying, "Christopher wrote a fairly interesting book, but he really put some doozies in there. I honestly had a good laugh at some of them."
God's new book has been expected to sell out by the end of the business day, Friday, August 24, 2007.
It’s an interesting read. Lots of opinions. But I don’t think his analysis is flat out wrong.
Well, the same crap has been on Breaking News here on FR since 1912.
I was getting tired of looking at the news link to the sinking of the Titanic and the Grand Opening of Fenway Park in Boston.
Good for you.
Hey Eric. Happy Friday to ya.
VERY FUNNY!
MOST NON-BELIVERS THINK CHRISTIANS ARE DIRE AND STRINGENT;
ENJOY:
http://www.spurgeon.org/misc/abio081.htm
GODSPEED!
Breaking News:
It’s Friday at 4:52 PM EDT!
Where are you going, PP? I’m there. Sounds like you are ready to have a good time.
Hey, Ty Cobb just beat up a crippled guy! Read all about it!
njoy ur wknd!
bttt
Thanks.
I actually like the guy, but he has a serious (and admitted) alcohol problem.
Ha Ha. I’m always having a good time, Eric. Well, that’s not totally true, but, hey, if it’s true that Castro’s dead, maybe we’ll ALL be celebrating tonight, eh?
Good one. Never can have too much humor!
“Good one. Never can have too much humor!”
I had too much once. Took a Goody’s powder was good as new.
Careful now, the MSM might think this is real and quote from it.
MSNBC gets fooled...by fake blog (really funny!)
Powerline Blog ^ | 8-24-07
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/1886132/posts?page=1
I’m still trying to figure that out. The guy is 104 years old so the news wouldn’t be shocking.
I’ll wait for the official US representative of Pravda/TASS, the New York Times, to announce his death.
Ecclesiastes 1:2
I didn’t hear about that one. Thanks. It’s like The Onion’s stories. Some of their stories are so believable.
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