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Thousands Line Up in Bookstores - Amazon's Site Derailed
Self | August 24, 2007 | Self

Posted on 08/24/2007 1:44:14 PM PDT by Paved Paradise

Thousands have lined up in bookstores across the country and Amazon's website was said to have collapsed due to the fervor over the release of God's new book, "Christopher Hitchens is Not Great."

God, already the author of the best seller of all time, "The Bible," was quoted as saying, "Christopher wrote a fairly interesting book, but he really put some doozies in there. I honestly had a good laugh at some of them."

God's new book has been expected to sell out by the end of the business day, Friday, August 24, 2007.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: atheism; books; booksales; god; hitchins; notbreakingnews
Okay. Okay. It's a total joke, but it's Friday. Everyone, have a great weekend! I just couldn't resist.
1 posted on 08/24/2007 1:44:17 PM PDT by Paved Paradise
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To: Paved Paradise

It’s an interesting read. Lots of opinions. But I don’t think his analysis is flat out wrong.


2 posted on 08/24/2007 1:47:09 PM PDT by College Repub
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To: Paved Paradise

Well, the same crap has been on Breaking News here on FR since 1912.

I was getting tired of looking at the news link to the sinking of the Titanic and the Grand Opening of Fenway Park in Boston.

Good for you.


3 posted on 08/24/2007 1:48:49 PM PDT by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: Eric Blair 2084

Hey Eric. Happy Friday to ya.


4 posted on 08/24/2007 1:49:42 PM PDT by Paved Paradise
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To: Paved Paradise; All

VERY FUNNY!
MOST NON-BELIVERS THINK CHRISTIANS ARE DIRE AND STRINGENT;
ENJOY:

http://www.spurgeon.org/misc/abio081.htm

GODSPEED!


5 posted on 08/24/2007 1:53:26 PM PDT by alpha-8-25-02 ("SAVED BY GRACE AND GRACE ALONE")
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To: Paved Paradise

Breaking News:

It’s Friday at 4:52 PM EDT!

Where are you going, PP? I’m there. Sounds like you are ready to have a good time.


6 posted on 08/24/2007 1:53:38 PM PDT by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: Eric Blair 2084

Hey, Ty Cobb just beat up a crippled guy! Read all about it!


7 posted on 08/24/2007 1:56:04 PM PDT by AnnGora (Where do you hail from when it's not raining?)
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To: Paved Paradise

njoy ur wknd!

8 posted on 08/24/2007 1:57:38 PM PDT by LurkedLongEnough
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To: AnnGora

bttt


9 posted on 08/24/2007 1:58:21 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: alpha-8-25-02

Thanks.


10 posted on 08/24/2007 1:58:55 PM PDT by Paved Paradise
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To: College Repub

I actually like the guy, but he has a serious (and admitted) alcohol problem.


11 posted on 08/24/2007 1:59:39 PM PDT by Paved Paradise
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To: Eric Blair 2084

Ha Ha. I’m always having a good time, Eric. Well, that’s not totally true, but, hey, if it’s true that Castro’s dead, maybe we’ll ALL be celebrating tonight, eh?


12 posted on 08/24/2007 2:01:13 PM PDT by Paved Paradise
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Good one. Never can have too much humor!


13 posted on 08/24/2007 2:02:06 PM PDT by Paved Paradise
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To: Paved Paradise

“Good one. Never can have too much humor!”

I had too much once. Took a Goody’s powder was good as new.


14 posted on 08/24/2007 2:17:30 PM PDT by AnnGora (Where do you hail from when it's not raining?)
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To: Paved Paradise

Careful now, the MSM might think this is real and quote from it.

MSNBC gets fooled...by fake blog (really funny!)
Powerline Blog ^ | 8-24-07

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/1886132/posts?page=1


15 posted on 08/24/2007 2:32:42 PM PDT by Kevmo (We should withdraw from Iraq — via Tehran. And Duncan Hunter is just the man to get that job done.)
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To: Paved Paradise

I’m still trying to figure that out. The guy is 104 years old so the news wouldn’t be shocking.

I’ll wait for the official US representative of Pravda/TASS, the New York Times, to announce his death.


16 posted on 08/24/2007 2:48:28 PM PDT by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: Paved Paradise

Ecclesiastes 1:2


17 posted on 08/24/2007 4:43:22 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Don't vote, it only encourages them)
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To: Kevmo

I didn’t hear about that one. Thanks. It’s like The Onion’s stories. Some of their stories are so believable.


18 posted on 08/24/2007 4:45:01 PM PDT by Paved Paradise
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