Hey, James Carville - Here's My Bumper Sticker (Debbie Schlussel Hits It Out Of The Park Alert)

Debbie Schlussel.com ^ | 08/24/2007 | Debbie Schlussel

[goldstategop]

Democratic operative James "Serpenthead" Carville (not to be confused with fake Republican Michael "Serpenthead" Chertoff) has announced a contest for the best bumper sticker slogan for Democrats in the '08 Election. Bakersfield Radio Host Jaz McKay (on whose show I appear every Thursday at 4:05 Eastern/1:05 Pacific) talked about this on his show, yesterday.

Since I desperately wanted to enter this all-important competition, I asked David Lunde to create this bumper sticker (thanks to the Elton John song for inspiration), and I humbly say, I think it's the BEST! Your car and bodice can soon sport this design. Look for David and I to sell it very soon (stay tuned for details):

The idea is Debbie Schlussel's. The artwork is credited to David Lunde.

[goldstategop]

Heah's Muh Bumper Stickah Bump!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[Verginius Rufus]

What I would like to see is a bumper sticker with the legend NO THIRD TERM, with a red circle with a diagonal slash going through a witch’s hat.

[savedbygrace]

Democrats ‘08
Do you feel us, man?

[John Galt's cousin]

LOL!!!

Thanks

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Scrape the bottom
Vote for Rodham

[Tall_Texan]

“The Democrat Party: Where ‘God’ Is Just A Four-Letter Word”.

[jonno]

chuckles...
8^)

[Frank L]

“Hillary: Because you are tired of voting for the lesser of two evils.”

[stefanbatory]

I want one that says Run Hillary Run! For my pickup’s front bumper...

[Al Gator]

Every Village Needs an Idiot

Hillary ‘08

[marlon]

One modification should be to make the 08 red and put a hammer and sicle inside the 0.

[Pyncho]

Here’s mine: Hillery, Enabler in Chief

[don from manassas]

I can’t run my own house, but I know I can run yours Hellery 08

I know Obama sucks but I dont Hellery 08

Bill screwed a few Ill screw you all! Hellery 08

Hellerys whistle stop tour on a broomstick Hell 08

Drive the Great one nuts vote democrat 08

If Hellery care is so great then why wont Bill stay home? Obama 08

Vote democrat and we guarantee you a pure bred Jackass DNC 08

Last edited by Don from manassas on Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:52 pm; edited 1 time in total
Heres mine

[BigFinn]

I saw a funny one...

(If a Democrat, place on back bumper)
RUN, HILLARY, RUN

(If a Republican, place on front bumper)
RUN, HILLARY, RUN

[Doctor Raoul]

Life's Already A Bitch
Don't Vote For One

[Mygirlsmom]

Democrats '08
Because everyone needs two Mommies!

[Doctor Raoul]

Rodham Hussein '08

[HardStarboard]

>>>NO THIRD TERM, with a red circle with a diagonal slash going through a witch’s hat.<<<

Excellent!!

[Dilbert San Diego]

John Edwards has made such a big deal of the War on Terror being a bumper sticker slogan.

He charges that Bush uses the war on terror to justify anything, and that it’s just a bumper sticker slogan.

So the party that criticizes bumper sticker sloganeering is actively looking for a bumper sticker quote? I thought they said issues have nuances, that John Kerry had nuanced positions on complicated issues.

And after all that, the Democrats need a bumper sticker?

Can Democrats only communicate in bumper sticker short phrases?

What about the nuances positions then?

I just don’t understand, apparently..............

[sheik yerbouty]

“It Takes A Village Idiot”