Posted on 08/22/2007 6:00:30 PM PDT by fatima
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
[based on Hey Joe (Roberts)]
[includes a quote from Wild Thing (Taylor)]
[the 1984 re-mix also includes a quote from My Sharona (Fieger/Averre)]
Hey Punk, where you goin’ with that flower in your hand?
Hey Punk, where you goin’ with that flower in your hand?
Well, I’m goin’ up to Frisco to join a psychedelic band.
I’m goin’ up to Frisco to join a psychedelic band.
Hey Punk, where you goin’ with that button on your shirt?
Hey Punk, where you goin’ with that button on your shirt?
I’m goin’ to the love-in to sit & play my bongos in the dirt.
Yes, I’m goin’ to the love-in to sit & play my bongos in the dirt.
Hey Punk, where you goin’ with that hair on your head?
Hey Punk, where you goin’ with that hair on your head?
I’m goin’ to the dance to get some action, then I’m goin’ home to bed.
I’m goin’ to the dance to get some action, then I’m goin’ home to bed.
Hey Punk, where you goin’ with those beads around your neck?
Hey Punk, where you goin’ with those beads around your neck?
I’m goin’ to the shrink so he can help me be a nervous wreck . . .
Hi Bucky-I found Kathy Mattea - I Will
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dey1rRQaMWM
This heres a story about billy joe and bobbie sue
Two young lovers with nothin better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose
They headed down to, ooh, old el paso
Thats where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy joe shot a man while robbing his castle
Bobbie sue took the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Billy mack is a detective down in texas
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
He aint gonna let those two escape justice
He makes his livin off of the peoples taxes
Bobbie sue, whoa, whoa, she slipped away
Billy joe caught up to her the very next day
They got the money, hey
You know they got away
They headed down south and theyre still running today
Singin go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Lonnie Donegan ~ Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bed Post
(((Hugs)))Johnny Cash - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Xk8Cp09aM&mode=related&search=
The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun
Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my high school
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - ‘Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen
She looked so pretty in pink chiffon, chiffon
Riding the float with her tiara on, tiara on
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand, bouquet
She looked straight out of Disneyland
You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E ticket
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed
Look out! The homecoming queen’s got a gun!
{Refrain}
Everybody run, the homecoming queen’s got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
Debbie’s smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh Buffie’s pompom just blew to bits
Oh no, Mitzie’s head just did the splits
God, my best friend’s on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you’re embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period
{Refrain}
Stop Debbie, you’re making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress
An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldn’t believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
“Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float”
Debbie didn’t listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacher’s dead
Oh it’s really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week
{Refrain}
Debbie’s really having a blast
She’s wasting half of the class
The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream “duck” but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn’t work my Instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, why’d she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near
So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, “Debbie, why’d you do it?” She raised her head, smiled, and said “I - I did it for Johnny.” Johnny? Well like who’s Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who’s Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who’s Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we’ll never know who Johnny was because like she’s dead.
Everybody run, the homecoming queen’s got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Hi Bleach:)The Kinks - Lola
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMsnqQHOwFg
Maybe you will like this one better?
(((Hugs)))
Thanks potlatch.
Gotta go with my favorites-
Wreck of the Yarmouth Castle- G Lightfoot- His earlier and imho better shipwreck song.
Dogtown- Harry Chapin- Storytelling at its finest.
Flora- Peter Paul and Mary- Remake of an OLD folk song.
I Will Get My Ship in Order- Ossian
OK Randy :)
Good ones. One of my favorites is the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
You are welcome fatima. I hope you looked at it, I love making webpages, have lots linked on my Profile Page.
We use to sing this up the mountains when we had our little place-shame is we were flatlanders:)Hank Williams Jr. - A Country Boy Can Survive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4s0nzsU1Wg&mode=related&search=
Album : Christmas Eve and Other Stories
An Angel Came Down
Promises to Keep
This Christmas Day
:)
I like the pickle song better.
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