To: VA Voter
What’s the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a woman’s track team?
One’s a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running.... oh never mind.
To: Locomotive Breath
A bunch of ZAPPY headed hos?
87 posted on
08/22/2007 3:11:20 PM PDT by
KenHorse
(It may be the only purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others)
To: Locomotive Breath
Why didn’t Rosie O get the job at the U.N.?
The ad was for a cunning linguist.
93 posted on
08/22/2007 3:16:46 PM PDT by
LexBaird
(Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
To: Locomotive Breath
I heard this one told by Redd Foxx:
What's the difference between a pick pocket, and a peeping tom?
A pick pocket snatches watches....
Hear about the woman that backed into an airplane propeller?
Disaster!
Two guys walk into a bar.
You'd think the second guy would duck....
94 posted on
08/22/2007 3:18:37 PM PDT by
dirtbiker
(I tried to see things from the liberal point-of-view, but I couldn't get my head up my a$$...)
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