To: martin_fierro; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; Old Sarge; mikrofon; speedy; Chena; trooprally; ...
Q. What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building?
A. Condescending.
It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal.
Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Pun for All and All for Pun....
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159 posted on
08/22/2007 9:13:38 PM PDT by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: devolve; The Spirit Of Allegiance
Lol, good thread, thanks Spirit
devolve, you like PUNS!!
161 posted on
08/22/2007 9:17:34 PM PDT by
potlatch
(MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
They asked Sir Lancelot why he always killed during darkness. He said: “Haven’t you ever heard of the dead of the knight?”
165 posted on
08/22/2007 9:26:59 PM PDT by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
What do you call an obstetrician and a coroner who are friends? A paradox.
171 posted on
08/22/2007 9:40:06 PM PDT by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; martin_fierro; mikrofon; dighton
A good pun is its own reword.
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
A midget Psychic escaped from the Prison. Headlines that night said “Small Medium at Large.”
And on a fashion note... Corduroy pillows are making headlines :>)
225 posted on
08/23/2007 3:24:23 PM PDT by
irishtenor
(There is no "I" in team, but there are two in IDIOT.)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
LOLOLOL!
Thanks for the ping!
I just KNOW I’m gonna enjoy this one. ;o)
Bump for later!
234 posted on
08/23/2007 9:33:52 PM PDT by
dixiechick2000
(There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
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