Hang the administrator he/she is a public menace
In junior High School, centuries ago, it seems like, I was given detention for not making book covers out of paper shopping bags and putting them on my books.
So I did, and decorated them. On one book, I had lovingly drawn a full-page cartoon of the homeroom teacher who gave me detention, kicking and jerking at the end of a rope.
On another, I had him boiling in oil and shreiking.
No one did a damned thing, except laugh.
Today, I would have been expelled and given a lobotomy, and voted Democrat forever after, I suppose.