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geeeez...

"Beckham, who is now at LA Galaxy, is shown under the caption: "What made u among the losers?" And the slogan across an image of Henry asks: "Why do u imitate the people of desires?" "

HUH?

"PEOPLE OF DESIRES"??????

Aren't the Muslims the ones who have so much trouble keeping their porky in the barn that they force their women to cover from head to toe to make their, er, " desires ", more controllable?

And what is with the promise of FOURTY TWO or is it SIXTY SIX, or SIX SIXTY SIX virgins to their young lustful innocents who are starved for a bit of normal human experience?

Of course, maybe they are just talking materialistically.....NOT!

That would be 72 virgins, with skin so transparent you can see their bones. I guess you'd see blood veins and everything else as well, but Mohammad left that part out.
He didn't forget to mention however, that these 'virgins' are 80 feet tall, which is no doubt why they manage to remain virgins.

I guess that's where the 'pearly boys' come into play, The get to do things they were too fearful to do in fear of punishment when they were mere humans. In Mohammad heaven, "pearly boys" and their Jihadi masters can "come together in 'mutual inquiry' without fear.

oops. My bad. They are 180 feet tall. And since it's confirmed by a more "modern" Islamic authority, it be unquestionably true.

Bukhari:V4B55N544 "Allah's Apostle said, ‘The first group who will enter Paradise will be glittering like the moon and those who will follow will glitter like the most brilliant star. They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Their combs will be gold and their sweat will smell like musk. Their companions will be houris [virgins]. All of them will look alike and will be sixty cubits (180 feet) tall.'"

Ah what the heck, I may as well post a bit more of Mohammad's Allah inspired (so it has to be true) description of paradise where all Muslims who rape, steal, loot, mass murder, torture etc. go.

Qur'an 47:15 "(Here is) a Parable of the Garden which those who fear and keep their duty are promised: in it are rivers of unpolluted water; rivers of milk which the taste never changes; rivers of wine, a delicious joy to the drinkers; and rivers of running honey pure and clear. In it there are all kinds of fruits with pardon from their Lord."
Qur'an 76:5 "As for the righteous, they will drink a cup of wine from a spring, making it gush forth abundantly."
Qur'an 76:19 "And round them shall serve immortal boys of perpetual freshness, [perpetualy virgin anus's] never altering in age. [young boys. This is why Homo's like Islam] If you saw them, you would think they were scattered pearls."
Qur'an 76:21 "Upon them will be green garments of fine green silk and heavy gold brocade. They will be adorned with bracelets of silver; their Lord will slack their thirst with wine." [Allah will keep them drunk and uninhibited]
ur'an 78:31 "Verily for those who follow Us, there will be a fulfillment of your desires: enclosed Gardens, grapevines, voluptuous full-breasted maidens of equal age, and a cup full to the brim of wine. There they never hear vain discourse nor lying - a gift in payment - a reward from your Lord."
Qur'an 83:22 "The believers will be in Delightful Bliss: On couch-like thrones, gazing, their thirst will be slaked with pure wine." [surrounded by drunk virgin women and drunk tight bummed young boys- what a "paradise"]
Bukhari:V4B54N476-544 "The Prophet said, ‘In Paradise they will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Everyone will have two virgins who will be so beautiful and transparent the bones of their legs will be seen through their flesh.'" [oops, I was wrong, only two of them will look like walking ghoulish skeletons- fitting for "Allah's" heaven however]

Qur'an 52:21 There they shall pass from hand to hand a (wine) cup free of frivolity, free of all taint of vanity or cause of sin. Round about them will serve, (devoted) to them, young boy servants of their own (handsome) as well-guarded pearls. They will advance to each other, drawing near, engaging in mutual enquiry. They will say: ‘We used to be afraid (of the punishment) in the midst of our families, but Allah has been good to us, and has delivered us from the torment of the Scorching Wind and Breath of Fire."

Muhammad was a homo too, obviously. No wonder Arabs are such butt bandits. They are just imitating their "prophet". It doesn't take much imagination to figure out why Ali was his favorite young boy/companion next to Aisha, his favorite 6 year old baby.