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Cannibal Tribe Apologises For Eating Methodists
The Telegraph (UK) ^
| 8-16-2007
| Nick Squires
Posted on 08/16/2007 2:12:55 PM PDT by blam
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To: CholeraJoe
“It’s always rib night on Papua!”
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posted on
08/16/2007 9:51:10 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: wildbill
Roast of the time, these cannibal topics bring out the wurst in all of us.
102
posted on
08/16/2007 9:52:33 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: SunkenCiv
I know it’s hard for me to stomach these stories.
To: OSHA; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; martin_fierro; NYC GOP Chick; ...
They tried eating some Taoists, but an hour later they were hungry again.
104
posted on
08/17/2007 5:12:58 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
To: SunkenCiv
Some of us are just natural born archaeo-musicians. ;)
105
posted on
08/17/2007 5:28:40 AM PDT
by
Graymatter
( Fort Knox needs an audit.)
To: RolandBurnam
that could be an onion headlineDitto...LOL
To: opus86
Chief: You bloody idiots! I said, “the Misionaries are good cooks,” not, “the misionaries are good, cooked!”
107
posted on
08/17/2007 5:38:42 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: No Truce With Kings
108
posted on
08/17/2007 5:41:24 AM PDT
by
mcshot
("Bad Wood! Bad wood needs to be replaced with good wood" Arachnophobia)
To: expatguy
I've spent some time with the decedents of cannibals in Borneo. Sitting shiva, or just guarding the remains, until the authorities could arrive? LOL
109
posted on
08/17/2007 5:49:03 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: swarthyguy
Once the tribe had eaten a Baptist, a Catholic as well as a Methodist, and later they had an ecumenical movement.
110
posted on
08/17/2007 5:56:57 AM PDT
by
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: techcor
Did you hear about the tribe of cannibals that decided to raise their own meat, rather than hunt for it?
It turned out so well, that they they had a surplus of haunches to sell to surrounding tribes.
It didn’t really catch on though until they wrote all their favorite rump roast recipes down in “The Fanny Farmer’s Cook Book”, and included a free copy with every sale.
111
posted on
08/17/2007 6:02:03 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: To Hell With Poverty
It is a very well-written book...a lot of interesting info on the economics of the whaling industry in the early 1800’s and the incredible hardships the sailors indured for oftentimes large financial gain. You will enjoy it.
To: ApplegateRanch
LMFAO - well now you're up early in the morning I see.
That completely slipped by me... descendants
113
posted on
08/17/2007 6:11:50 AM PDT
by
expatguy
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To: blam
What about the apology for drinking all the Lutheran's’s coffee?
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posted on
08/17/2007 6:13:40 AM PDT
by
alarm rider
(Why should I not vote my conscience?)
To: expatguy
well now you're up early in the morning I see. On vacation...and two time zones east, making it earlier yet.
Unlike at home, I can't afford to waste time & money sleeping in, rather than 'enjoying myself'.
115
posted on
08/17/2007 6:17:05 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: ApplegateRanch
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $20.00
+ Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh!t, it takes all morning."
116
posted on
08/17/2007 6:23:15 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Ottofire; marinamuffy; flynmudd; twonie; Peace4EarthNow; Nightshift; WileyPink; doc1019; tutstar; ..
117
posted on
08/17/2007 6:38:14 AM PDT
by
WKB
(It's hard to tell who's more afraid of Fred Thompson; The Dims or the rudibots.)
To: blam; Slings and Arrows
118
posted on
08/17/2007 6:53:26 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: Daffynition
119
posted on
08/17/2007 7:15:12 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
To: wildbill
Don’t say that. I live in a dry county. Baptists are delicious. Pass the Word.
120
posted on
08/17/2007 12:18:59 PM PDT
by
Nucluside
(Cultural Relativism is a lie; Western culture IS superior)
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